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ABC's About Me

Tobi Wilkinson tagged me, so I feel that I am forced to play or something bad will happen to me. Look at the letter "T" to see who I tagged.

A - Attached or Single: Attached
B - Best Friend: A fantastic woman I call "Min". Jeremy Crowley outside of marriage.
C - Cake or Pie: Pie! I've got Nelson blood people!
D - Day of Choice: Any day where I get an extra hour of sleep
E - Essential Item: Got to be my Apple computer.
F - Favorite Color: Blue
G - Gummi Bears or Worms: The bears. They must be made by Haribo because, "Adults and children love it so, the happy world of Haribo!"
H - Hometown: I don't have a clue. Any suggestions?
I - Indulgence(s): Yankees, Fried Chicken, Family Guy
J - January or July: July. BBQ and the 4th. Does life get any better?
K - Kids: Two. The trilogy arrives in 6 weeks.
L - Life is Incomplete Without: Sex. I know that answer is shocking but if you think about it life really is incomplete without it.
M - Marriage Date: Sometime in August a couple of years ago.
N - Number of Siblings. Two. A sister and a brother. We're still debating if my brother is biological or not.
O - Oranges or Apples: Oranges. I'm allergic to apples.
P - Phobias or Fears: Spiders, Death, Having to introduce someone whose name I've forgotten, Being forced to swallow tons of fingernails and toenails (I know that's disturbing but it's a reoccurring nightmare I've been having for years).
Q - Quote(s): "The news business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - Hunter S. Thompson.
R - Reason to Smile: Toilet paper. Think of the alternative people.
S - Season: I agree with Tobi, Fall rocks!
T - Tag Six: Ken, Naomi, Emily, Aaron, Kirsten, Shelly. I know who you are people, there's no hiding.
U - Unknown Fact About Me: If I told you it wouldn't remain unknown and I prefer that it does.
V - Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animal: I plead the fifth as I fear PETA monitors these blogs.
W - Worst Habit: Counting the strokes of deodorant I put on. A little OCD I know, but how else does one ensure balance?
X - X-Rays or Ultrasounds: X-Rays. Bones are cool and how many other words in the English language start with the letter "X"?
Y - Your Favorite Food: Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Coleslaw, Baked Beans, and Biscuits. I think I am destined to live in the south.
Z - Zodiac: Gemini


Tobi Wilkinson said...

Matt all your answers made me laugh so hard I snorted. Joel came into the office to make sure I wasn't seizing. I think I've already shown you my hips popping out of place a few years ago. I disctinctly recall some serious shuddering on your part. Maybe you've blocked it. Probably for the best...

Anderson Zoo Keepers said...

Matt you are 10, you can't say sex. I'm sure I have photographic proof of your age around here somewhere....

Jenn said...

Come on down to the South!! We have great BBQ, coleslaw, baked potatoes, biscuits...and we are the animal oppression masters.

It's amazing how similar we are (should I shudder? No, you probably should). Quite frankly, the toenail thing is disgusting, I can't even picture it, my body automatically lurches forward as if I am gagging (you know I hate feet).

Spymommy said...

Died lauging Matt, then totally regretted not writing something funnier on my tag. I guess it's because I'm on the precipice of turning 35 (tomorrow, don't forget to call me, hint, hint) and have to take life more seriously now. Can't wait to see you in a week!

The Queen Vee said...

I know the unknown fact or facts. Yes, secrets are good. You are a funny happy man and "thats a good thing"

Mindelicious said...

spymommy- nice use of the word 'precipice.'

Mona said...

I did it.

Sue said...

My favorite responses:

D: I SO miss the childless days when I could sleep in until I was done.

L: No explanation needed.

N: Too bad Chris is the spitting image of your dad. Maybe he's the postwoman's son.

R: Along those same lines, gonna have to add tampons. A girl's best friend. Hey, don't make that face. You're the one who said life would be incomplete without sex.

W: I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only freak that does that. Although, you wanna know the weird thing? I always put two more strokes on the right than on the left. What does that mean?

Y: I'm having visions of you in your Boston Market uniform. Man, I loved it when you brought leftover cornbread home!

Way to keep us laughin'!